Top 10 moments to pat yourself on the back and say ‘there, there’.

10.    In retrospect, all you ever did was sleep and eat.
9.    You painstakingly type this document and forget to save it.
8.    Your parents decide to visit.
7.    You are having your monthly bath and the water goes off (very reliably).
6.    Even worse if you’re taking a shit.
5.    Your first crush tells you that you were her first crush.
4.    You finally decide to go to a class, and when you reach, it has been cancelled.
3.    Then again, there is (was) always Pearl.
2.    Your present crush decides to crush you. Find me a boyfriend, she says.
1.    There’s Aloo in the mess and nobody told you about it.